The Sage offers life-saving home-cleaning wisdom: never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about feline chaos, suction, and self-preservation.
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Advice of the Day: Budget Haircare
The Sage offers his latest nugget of questionable wisdom: how to save on shampoo using only rain, gravity, and local wildlife. A hilarious and slightly unhygienic “Advice of the Day” from Dorchester’s wisest beard.
Advice of the Day: Sock Security Simplified
The Sage returns with another uselessly brilliant idea: “Tired of losing socks? Sleep in the washing machine.” A fresh load of absurdist advice from Dorset’s most domestic philosopher — blending humour, wisdom, and mild detergent to help you keep life spotless, if not entirely sa
Quote of the Day: A Legacy of Dullness
Quote of the Day: “No one ever left my company with the odd impression they’d enjoyed themselves.” – Miranda Prattle, 18th-century conversational endurance specialist.
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