Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Always win debates by carrying a set of bagpipes.” This surreal suggestion proves that persuasion needn’t rely on logic — sometimes all it takes is volume, persistence, and the haunting wail of the world’s most persuasive instrument.
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Advice of the Day: Key Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never lose your keys by welding them to your car.” This brilliantly impractical tip ensures key security at the expense of convenience — perfect for those who value peace of mind over practicality, and don’t mind explaining themselves to strangers.
Advice of the Day: Mirror ID
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “When asked for ID, show them a mirror and say, ‘This is me.’” Absurdly practical and philosophically questionable, this tip saves you from carrying ID — unless you count carrying a mirror everywhere as an inconvenience.
Advice of the Day: The Umbrella Principle
The Sage offers a bold take on wet weather: ignore it. Today’s advice encourages you to embrace dampness with quiet defiance and absolutely no umbrella. Dryness, after all, is a mindset.
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