The Sage returns with another uselessly brilliant idea: “Tired of losing socks? Sleep in the washing machine.” A fresh load of absurdist advice from Dorset’s most domestic philosopher — blending humour, wisdom, and mild detergent to help you keep life spotless, if not entirely sa
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Advice of the Day: Brick in the Briefcase
The Sage shares an unusual tip: carry a brick in your briefcase. You’ll never need it, but it creates an air of mystery, menace, and DIY potential. Ideal for meetings.
Advice of the Day: The Emergency Banana
The Sage offers practical advice: always carry an emergency banana. It may not solve your problems, but it will confuse your enemies and keep your potassium levels in check. Possibly both.
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