The Sage returns with another uselessly brilliant idea: “Tired of losing socks? Sleep in the washing machine.” A fresh load of absurdist advice from Dorset’s most domestic philosopher — blending humour, wisdom, and mild detergent to help you keep life spotless, if not entirely sa
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Advice of the Day: Sock Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Stop losing socks by tattooing them onto your feet.” A delightfully impractical solution to the age-old mystery of disappearing socks, this whimsical tip guarantees matching pairs forever — though it may raise eyebrows at the tattoo parlour.
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