The Sage offers travel wisdom: choose your holiday destination based on how little you want to pack. A funny “Advice of the Day” about suitcases, stress, and sensible laziness.
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Advice of the Day: Drunkenness Denial
The Sage offers practical drinking wisdom: if you feel drunk, sit very still and blame the chair. A funny “Advice of the Day” about denial, balance, and misplaced responsibility.
Advice of the Day: Evening Decision-Making
The Sage offers practical evening wisdom: choose what to have for tea based on how tired you are, not how hungry. A funny “Advice of the Day” about exhaustion, realism, and dinner decisions.
Advice of the Day: Movie Night Diplomacy
The Sage shares movie night wisdom: let your friend choose the film, then sigh loudly throughout. A funny “Advice of the Day” about friendship, compromise, and quiet judgement.
Advice of the Day: Welly Selection
The Sage offers waterproof wisdom: always buy the tallest wellies so the water knows when to stop. A funny “Advice of the Day” about confidence, footwear, and misplaced faith in rubber.
Advice of the Day: Flood Survival
The Sage offers questionable flood advice: lie flat so the water has nowhere to go. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about floods, confidence, and ignoring common sense.
Advice of the Day: Self-Checkout Survival
The Sage shares essential modern wisdom: when a self-checkout machine asks for help, stay very still. A funny “Advice of the Day” about technology, suspicion, and survival.
Advice of the Day: Price Comparison
The Sage offers optimistic shopping wisdom: if something is reduced, buy two so you save twice. A funny “Advice of the Day” about discounts, logic, and financial creativity.
Advice of the Day: Queue Wisdom
The Sage shares his shopping wisdom: always join the longest queue because it must be popular. A funny “Advice of the Day” about patience, trust, and collective decision-making.
Advice of the Day: Professional Standards
The Sage explains true professionalism: a good window cleaner always leaves at least one streak. A funny “Advice of the Day” about expectations, evidence, and human effort.
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