The Sage offers questionable flood advice: lie flat so the water has nowhere to go. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about floods, confidence, and ignoring common sense.
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Advice of the Day: Self-Checkout Survival
The Sage shares essential modern wisdom: when a self-checkout machine asks for help, stay very still. A funny “Advice of the Day” about technology, suspicion, and survival.
Advice of the Day: Price Comparison
The Sage offers optimistic shopping wisdom: if something is reduced, buy two so you save twice. A funny “Advice of the Day” about discounts, logic, and financial creativity.
Advice of the Day: Queue Wisdom
The Sage shares his shopping wisdom: always join the longest queue because it must be popular. A funny “Advice of the Day” about patience, trust, and collective decision-making.
Advice of the Day: Professional Standards
The Sage explains true professionalism: a good window cleaner always leaves at least one streak. A funny “Advice of the Day” about expectations, evidence, and human effort.
Advice of the Day: Cold Water Strategy
The Sage shares his swimming wisdom: always wait until everyone else is already in before asking if the water’s cold. A funny “Advice of the Day” about timing, peer pressure, and inevitable discomfort.
Advice of the Day: Sparks of Suspicion
The Sage offers shocking wisdom: never trust an electrician with no eyebrows. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about safety, sparks, and suspicious grooming.
Advice of the Day: Dangerous Observations
The Sage reveals his most survival-focused advice yet: never tell your partner her diet isn’t working. A funny and dangerously relatable “Advice of the Day” on love, honesty, and self-preservation.
Advice of the Day: Trust Dogs
The Sage reminds us that dogs are the truest judges of character. A funny and wise “Advice of the Day” celebrating canine intuition, trust, and the occasional suspicious sniff.
Advice of the Day: Pick Your Battles
Don’t argue with idiots—they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Today, the Sage offers timeless advice on choosing your battles wisely and walking away from nonsense with dignity (and your blood pressure intact).
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