Advice of the Day: Brick in the Briefcase

The Sage shares an unusual tip: carry a brick in your briefcase. You’ll never need it, but it creates an air of mystery, menace, and DIY potential. Ideal for meetings.

Thought of the Day: The Fridge Door Principle

The Sage considers the age-old habit of opening the fridge repeatedly, expecting magic. Today’s thought celebrates the drama of disappointment and the ritual of snack-based hope.

Advice of the Day: The Umbrella Principle

The Sage offers a bold take on wet weather: ignore it. Today’s advice encourages you to embrace dampness with quiet defiance and absolutely no umbrella. Dryness, after all, is a mindset.