Today’s sage advice? “Never buy potatoes with free shipping.” A warning about bruised tubers, online regret, and the hidden cost of ‘free.’
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Thought of the Day: Appendix-Level Adulthood
The Sage reflects: “Being an adult is basically appendix surgery without anaesthesia.” A painfully honest take on modern life, responsibilities, and why we miss nap time.
Quote of the Day: Write Your Own Story
Today’s quote is from the wonderfully introspective Penny Plotline: “The most widely read book is the one you write for yourself.” A tribute to self-authorship and the art of personal storytelling.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Haircuts
The Sage warns: never ask a barber if you need a haircut. A playful reminder that some advice comes with scissors. Classic tongue-in-cheek wisdom from The Sage Page.
Thought of the Day: Worrying About Being
Today’s thought tackles existential dread with a wink: worrying about being isn’t unusual—it just means you’re awake, alive, and probably overthinking. The Sage reminds us all to sleep eventually.
Quote of the Day: Nurture to Grow
Gardening meets philosophy in today’s quote from Victorian thinker Woody Wiseacre: “Minds are like manicured gardens—they flourish best when nurtured.” A thoughtful blend of wit, wisdom, and watering cans.
Quote of the Day: Open to Ideas
The Sage shares a quote from the brilliantly baffling Humfray P. Paradox: “Minds are like parachutes—they only work when they’re open.” A witty reminder to stay curious and mentally agile.
Thought of the Day: The Perfect Crime
The Wise Sage reflects on the truly perfect crime — the one we’ll never know happened. A thought-provoking dose of quiet mischief and philosophical pondering. If it made the news, it wasn’t flawless.
Advice of the Day: Swim Buddy System
The Wise Sage shares his latest survival tip: swim with a friend to cut your chances of shark attack by 50%! A humorous take on the buddy system with just a hint of moral flexibility. Witty, wise, and only mildly terrifying.
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