Helmutt Churchill, philosopher of petty vengeance, reminds us: a bad mood in a tidy person is not to be taken lightly. Today’s quote explores the chaos that erupts when irritation meets organisation.
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Thought of the Day: Worry
The Sage reminds us: worrying works—most of what we fret about never happens. But is it protection or pointless panic? Today’s thought explores why we worry, and why most of our fears are simply very imaginative fiction.
Advice of the Day: Arguing on the Internet
The Sage advises: never wrestle with a pig—you’ll both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it. Save your sanity by walking away from pointless arguments, especially online. Peace is priceless, mud is messy.
Advice of the Day: Pick Your Battles
Don’t argue with idiots—they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Today, the Sage offers timeless advice on choosing your battles wisely and walking away from nonsense with dignity (and your blood pressure intact).
Thought of the Day: The Hole in the Sock
Before you judge anyone, try walking a mile in their socks. You’ll soon discover the holes, the blisters, and maybe even the reason they limp through life. The Sage offers a reminder that empathy begins at sole level.
Quote of the Day: A Legacy of Dullness
Quote of the Day: “No one ever left my company with the odd impression they’d enjoyed themselves.” – Miranda Prattle, 18th-century conversational endurance specialist.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day…Thoughts.
Today’s Sage Advice: “If you have a problem, just try not thinking about it.” Sound logic or absolute chaos? Only on The Sage Page.
Thought of the Day: Kale Advice
A sobering leafy green truth from The Sage. Today’s thought ponders the gap between what’s healthy and what’s edible.
Quote of the Day: Blurred Lines
Quote of the Day: “I seek clarity in life’s dilemmas because blurriness makes me dizzy.” – Hipatia the Plank, Renaissance philosopher and defender of optical
Dog Jokes
This dog-themed content is a treasure trove of canine comedy, complete with puns, jokes, and light-hearted anecdotes. Whether you’re a dog lover or simply enjoy a good laugh, these jokes will leave you howling with delight. So sit back, relax, and dive into a world of tail-wagging humor!
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