A collection of classic clock jokes featuring time-based humour, familiar punchlines, and simple wordplay. These clean, widely recognised jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour about clocks, watches, and the passing of time.
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Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Time
Today’s Quote of the Day from philosopher Anne Teak: “Time flies when you’re having fun — but it taxis very slowly when you’re waiting for the kettle to boil.” A witty reflection on how joy speeds time up, while impatience slows it to a crawl.