Farmers are leaving Facebook in droves. Every time they put down a post.
Somebody takes a fence.
I couldn’t sleep last night so I read a dictionary
By 03:00 I was past caring.
My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met.
I’m not buying it.
I once dated a girl who had a six foot tall light switch in her bedroom.
It was a massive turn on…
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.
I thought, ‘That’s Aboriginal.’
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.
I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A Zebra.
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down.
Do you want to buy a broken barometer?
No pressure.
My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy.
What planet is she on?
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