Jokes of the day.

Farmers are leaving Facebook in droves. Every time they put down a post.

Somebody takes a fence.

I couldn’t sleep last night so I read a dictionary

By 03:00 I was past caring.

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met.

I’m not buying it.

I once dated a girl who had a six foot tall light switch in her bedroom.

It was a massive turn on…

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.

I thought, ‘That’s Aboriginal.’

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.

I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra.

I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down.

Do you want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure.

My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy.

What planet is she on?

Published by The Sage Page


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