Someone told me to try horse manure on my rhubarb.
I have to say, I still prefer custard…
New idea : invisible aircraft
I can’t see that taking off…
Some small aquatic mammals have escaped from the Zoo…
Otter chaos…
Studies have shown that cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them…
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
I have a step ladder;
I never knew my real ladder
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
And he said, “No, you’re right the steaks are too high.”
My neighbour said she would lend me her waterproof canvas sheets for my camping holiday this Bank Holiday weekend.
Ta Pauline.
I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective…
We call him Sherlock Ohms.
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