At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me. On a related note…
I suck at darts.
I regret rubbing baked beans in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight…
I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs
They must be baking in there.
A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship
But there was no Chemistry
If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over and say 7up is lemonade.
I’ll tell you what makes my blood boil…
Accidentally locked myself in a glass cabinet in a museum.
I ended up making an exhibition of myself…
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