Al Pacino is set to appear in a new film about a man who wins the World Knitting Championship…
‘Scarf Ace’
In laughter the L comes first.
The rest of the letters come aughter it.
I went to a psychic.
I knocked on her front door.
She yelled: “Who is it?”
So I left.
That strange moment when you walk through a big spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.
People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green.
But at least I avocado.
A lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar.
The barman says, “I’m serving Narnia!”
They say to never go food shopping when you’re hungry.
But it’s been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier.
Man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round..
What’s this: I / __ ?
The letter I falling over.
You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I’m wrong.
FUN FACT!
The first computer can be dated back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte, then everything crashed…
I’ve lent my pet chimpanzee the login to my Amazon account.
We are prime mates.
Police want to interview a man suspected of burglary wearing stockings and suspenders…
However, the Chief Constable has insisted they wear their normal uniform.
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These are absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
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