Friday Funtime

Al Pacino is set to appear in a new film about a man who wins the World Knitting Championship…

‘Scarf Ace’

In laughter the L comes first.

The rest of the letters come aughter it.

I went to a psychic.

I knocked on her front door.

She yelled: “Who is it?”

So I left.

That strange moment when you walk through a big spider web and instantly turn into a karate master.

People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green.

But at least I avocado.

A lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar.

The barman says, “I’m serving Narnia!”

They say to never go food shopping when you’re hungry.

But it’s been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier.

Man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round..

What’s this: I / __ ?

The letter I falling over.

You invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I’m wrong.


The first computer can be dated back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte, then everything crashed…

I’ve lent my pet chimpanzee the login to my Amazon account.

We are prime mates.

Police want to interview a man suspected of burglary wearing stockings and suspenders…

However, the Chief Constable has insisted they wear their normal uniform.

Published by The Sage Page


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