I would like to put on record my appreciation for those who who play the triangle in orchestras.
Thanks for every ting.
Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?
Because they’re not tenants.
What country doesn’t take cash or credit?
The Czech Republic.
Went to an ABBA theme pub last night. The toilets were amazing…
What a loo!
My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.
I told her I liked the one we have.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
I’ve just bought a house with period features…
My girlfriend really hates that nickname.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The postman.
The postman who?
Look, do you want this parcel or not?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Still a fly.
The irony is unfortunate, but the name doesn’t change.
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It seems they’ve finally found a cure for erectile dysfunction – that was a long time coming …..
I’ve just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in Tesco!
I’m ok though, just soft tissue damage….
Someone stole all my next door neighbours grass last night.
He’s out there now looking forlorn…
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