A man is washing the car with his son.
His son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?
They just pick it up as they go along.
At any given moment the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away.
A whim away. A whim away….
Want to hear a construction joke?
I’m working on it…
If Dave has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have left?
Diabetes. Dave has diabetes.
Why is it that so many Kings are named after fractions?
I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.