The band 10cc have booked a vacation touring around Scottish lakes, however they are not looking forward to it…
They dread loch holidays.
BREAKING NEWS !
The M25 is blocked after a lorry shed its load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes…
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery…
I’ve been trying to organise a Hide and Seek tournament, but it’s not easy.
Good players are hard to find.
What do you call a dead musician?
What do we want?
Race car noises!!!
When do we want them?
I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
I’m gonna get a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s just something I could really see myself doing.
If you’ve never rewound a cassette tape with your finger, you have no right to complain about buffering.
If you’re lonely, dim the lights and put on a horror movie.
After a while you won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
My son asked me “Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”
I responded, “Yes we arson”.
What do you call a short mother?