Even though I’ve gone bald, I still keep the comb I’ve had for nearly twenty years.
I just can’t part with it.
I keep dreaming that I’m swimming along a river in Paris.
I think I’m going insane…
Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns?
I’m trying to think of any words that have a duel meaning.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.
But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
My wife and I sang “Eye of the Tiger” six times on karaoke night at the pub!
We’re going though a bit of a Rocky patch…
I’m really happy with my vegetable patch.
I haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks…