What’s a dyslexic wizard’s biggest problem?
They can’t spell.
My girlfriend told me that she used to be Christian.
“That’s not a problem,” I told her.
“Thanks, I’m much happier being a Christine now,” she replied.
Just heard that the government is banning Roman numerals!!
Not on my watch!
There are only 10 kinds of people that understand binary – those that do, and those that don’t.
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently…