I’m out Birdwatching with Sinead O’Connor today.
So far it’s been 7 owls and 15 Jays
I’ll never forget my gran’s final words to me.
“What are you doing with that hammer!?”
My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra.
Grandma took it pretty hard.
Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.
However, that’s not the case.
So what if I can’t spell Armagedon?
It’s not the end of the world.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.
He said he couldn’t complain.
I come from a family of entertainers, my father was a failed magician.
I’ve also got two half-sisters.
Why would glass coffins be popular?
Remains to be seen.
My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with goats.
Meh.
If I got 50 pence for every math exam I failed…
I’d have £7.35 now.
Dung beetle walks into a bar and says “Is this stool taken ?”
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