I used to feed gorillas at my local zoo from a distance using a golf club. I’d drive them bananas.
What sort of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What do you call a banana with eyes?
A binini.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
A friend keeps having nightmares about half-eaten bananas.
We suspect it’s a mid-Fyffe crisis.
I took a banana to the doctor yesterday.
It wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
I used to have a banana fancy dress costume, but it split.
A friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates.
Banana Armour.
I felt safe when I saw a banana skin on the path the other day.
I was wearing a Slipknot tee shirt.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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My favourite joke today is the one about the banana and the prune. Thank you for the smile again.
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Hi Ellie, the sun is breaking through today, so hopefully it will shine on you.
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