Joke of the Day: Flies

Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.

Sprayed it all over myself, and I still can’t fly.

What if the fly on the wall told the elephant in the room about the skeleton in the cupboard…?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Still a fly.

The irony is unfortunate, but the name doesn’t change.

I’ve just watched an interesting factual TV programme about a man who tries to hit insects with a rolled up newspaper…

It was a fly-on-the-wall documentary.

I’ve got a problem with insects in my house so I bought some flypapers,

Now I’ve got fifteen of them reading the sports section…

What do you call a retired fly?

A flew.

A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray, and asked the assistant, “Is this good for flies?”

“No, it kills them.”

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper.

She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her!

I’ve just got back from fly fishing.

I caught a lovely bluebottle.

What do you call a dancing fly?

A jitterbug.

I just watched a fly crash into my window.

All it felt was pane.

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