Joke of the Day: Royalty

Which king invented the fireplace?

Alfred The Grate.

I’ve invented a new Kings of Leon smoke alarm .

Instead of just beeping it goes, Whooooooooooooooooooohhhoooooooooooa your house is on fire.

Simba was always the last of the pride to get out of bed.

He was the lie-in king.

Why is it that so many Kings are named after fractions?

Who was King Arthur’s alcoholic knight?

Sir Ohsis of the Liver.

My wife kept saying I should treat her like a princess.

So I forced her to marry an old guy she’s never met to secure an alliance with the French.

What’s it called when a king and queen have no children?

A receding heir line

What playing cards are the best dancers.

The king and queen of clubs.

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