Which king invented the fireplace?
Alfred The Grate.
I’ve invented a new Kings of Leon smoke alarm .
Instead of just beeping it goes, Whooooooooooooooooooohhhoooooooooooa your house is on fire.
Simba was always the last of the pride to get out of bed.
He was the lie-in king.
Why is it that so many Kings are named after fractions?
Who was King Arthur’s alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver.
My wife kept saying I should treat her like a princess.
So I forced her to marry an old guy she’s never met to secure an alliance with the French.
What’s it called when a king and queen have no children?
A receding heir line
What playing cards are the best dancers.
The king and queen of clubs.
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Hahaha that King joke 😂
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