Joke of the Day: Secrets

For the past 20 years, I’ve had a Valentine’s card from a secret admirer.

I was sad I didn’t get one this year!

First, my gran dies, and now this!

I’ve been banned from the Secret Cooking Society…

I kept spilling the beans.

What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect?

The Cagey Bee.

I’m convinced my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapons collection…

She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns.

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.

I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

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