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Joke of the Day: Secrets

For the past 20 years, I’ve had a Valentine’s card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn’t get one this year! First, my gran dies, and now this! I’ve been banned from the Secret Cooking Society… I kept spilling the beans. What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I’mContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Secrets”

Joke of the Day: Manufacturing

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Dating Jokes

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like Omg … After kissing a girl on her sofa she said, “Let’s take this upstairs.” “Okay,” I said, ” You grab one end and I’ll grab the other.” I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over byContinue reading “Dating Jokes”

Crime Jokes

Last night I was walking down the street when I saw a guy trying to grab an old lady’s handbag, so I ran over to help. We got it off her eventually. The police suspected that my daughter accidentally burnt our house down. But it was arson. I got a parking ticket for being parkedContinue reading “Crime Jokes”

Clothing Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day. I’m struggling with these shoes I bought from East Asia.. They came with two pairs of laces but I can only Taiwan… What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope. What wearsContinue reading “Clothing Jokes”

Childish Jokes

Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That’s just the way I roll. I was having an argument with my wife last night and she accused me of being childish. What does she know? She’s just a stinky poo face… Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dessert? Because heContinue reading “Childish Jokes”

Car Jokes

It’s probably not safe for me to be driving my car right now. But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before. People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green. But at least I avocado. I renewed my car insurance over the phone today, and as I was about to hang up theContinue reading “Car Jokes”

Astronomy Jokes

My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on? I asked the children at school what they knew about the astronomer Galileo… According to one lad..… ‘He was just a poor boy from a poor family’..… Orions Belt is a big ‘waist of space’… Sorry, very average pun,Continue reading “Astronomy Jokes”

Addiction Jokes

Addiction Jokes I’m addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp. I used to be addicted to eating soap. But I’m clean now. I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, although it’s only mild. A bunch of batteries were gathering around in a circle. I guess they were having an AA-meeting. They say one in everyContinue reading “Addiction Jokes”

My Dad Jokes.

My Dad Jokes. People always told my dad his pride would be the death of him. And sure enough he was eaten by his favourite lion last Friday. I asked my Dad what it was like learning Braille, but he didn’t want to tell me. I didn’t realize it was such a touchy subject. MyContinue reading “My Dad Jokes.”