Joke of the Day: Secrets

For the past 20 years, I’ve had a Valentine’s card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn’t get one this year! First, my gran dies, and now this! I’ve been banned from the Secret Cooking Society… I kept spilling the beans. What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I’mContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Secrets”

Clothing Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day. I’m struggling with these shoes I bought from East Asia.. They came with two pairs of laces but I can only Taiwan… What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope. What wearsContinue reading “Clothing Jokes”

Astronomy Jokes

My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on? I asked the children at school what they knew about the astronomer Galileo… According to one lad..… ‘He was just a poor boy from a poor family’..… Orions Belt is a big ‘waist of space’… Sorry, very average pun,Continue reading “Astronomy Jokes”

Addiction Jokes

Addiction Jokes I’m addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp. I used to be addicted to eating soap. But I’m clean now. I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, although it’s only mild. A bunch of batteries were gathering around in a circle. I guess they were having an AA-meeting. They say one in everyContinue reading “Addiction Jokes”