Advice: “Save money on haircuts by standing near a lawnmower.”
The Sage has always believed in cutting-edge solutions, and today’s advice is no exception. Why pay a fortune at the barber’s when your garden already has the perfect tool for the job? With a bit of positioning and a steady gardener, the humble lawnmower becomes the thriftiest stylist in town.
Of course, there are risks. The Sage admits that the results may vary from “windswept chic” to “unexpected bald patch.” Safety goggles are strongly recommended, as are neighbours with a good sense of humour. Still, the money saved on haircuts could easily be redirected to plasters and hats.
For The Sage, it’s not about style so much as philosophy. A haircut should be an adventure, not a chore. Besides, isn’t fashion all about daring choices? Few choices are bolder than “I let the mower decide.”
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