The Wise Sage returns with another spectacularly unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” tackling the delicate art of comforting someone who is crying. His solution? Ask whether it’s because of their haircut. In classic Viz Top Tips style, this absurd guide demonstrates how one badly chosen question can transform emotional support into an entirely new crisis.
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Advice of the Day: Emotional Awareness
The Sage offers dangerously honest advice: when someone is crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut. A hilariously awkward “Advice of the Day” about empathy, timing, and bad trims.
Advice of the Day: Lawn Barber
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save money on haircuts by standing near a lawnmower.” This absurdly thrifty tip suggests trading the barber’s chair for the garden shed, with results ranging from avant-garde to downright terrifying. A perfect example of wisdom trimmed with whimsy.
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