Advice of the Day: Revolving Fitness

Advice: Save money on gym memberships by installing revolving doors at home.

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The Sage believes that true fitness doesn’t require fancy equipment, motivational playlists, or Lycra that costs more than rent. His solution? Simply install a revolving door in your hallway and get your cardio every time you try to leave the house.

It’s an ingenious system: endless movement, minimal progress — just like real life. You’ll burn calories, confuse the postman, and never technically be late again. Sure, guests may struggle to visit, and the cat might need therapy, but that’s a small price to pay for such an innovative home workout plan.

The Sage insists that enlightenment often comes through repetition — and what could be more repetitive than a door that never stops spinning? Besides, it’s the only exercise that guarantees you’ll end up exactly where you started.

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