Simply plan your journeys so gravity does the work… and parking becomes someone else’s problem.
Ever alert to the nation’s rising fuel costs, The Sage today unveils a plan of such daring simplicity it could only have come from a mind entirely unconstrained by realism. Why pay for petrol, he asks, when gravity is absolutely free? His ingenious idea: restructure your travel habits to go exclusively downhill.
This may require creative route planning, occasional relocation to the top of a hill, and possibly living in a wheelbarrow. But, as The Sage explains, “It’s all a matter of momentum — once you’re rolling, it’s practically spiritual.” While lesser mortals whinge about steep roads or the laws of physics, The Sage sees only opportunity: a one-way ticket to savings and speed.
Naturally, there are minor snags. Stopping becomes theoretical, uphill returns are inadvisable, and your insurance provider may raise an eyebrow. Still, The Sage insists that true enlightenment often begins with a steep descent — both figuratively and literally.
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