“Avoid getting lost — by never going anywhere unfamiliar.”
The Sage, ever the champion of comfort over courage, today shares his foolproof method for avoiding the perils of poor navigation: simply don’t go anywhere new. Why fumble with maps, apps, or directions when you can remain blissfully oriented in the one place you’ve already mastered — your living room?
He explains, “Exploration is overrated. The only thing you discover is how bad your sense of direction truly is.” For those who insist on adventure, The Sage suggests taking small steps — perhaps exploring the lesser-known end of your sofa, or venturing behind the fridge.
It’s classic Sage logic: a perfect blend of laziness, wisdom, and safety-first thinking. As he reminds us, “If you never leave home, you’re never lost — only slightly bored.”
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