During the recent toilet paper shortage, I had to resort to using a calendar to wipe with… I’m glad those days are behind me now. In our house, we always fight over the right way round to hang the toilet paper, so my therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week. YouContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Toilet Paper”
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Thought of the Day: The Sky
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Quote of the Day: Laughter
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Nicolas Chamfort Nicolas Chamfort was an 18th Century French writer who had a rather tragic end to his life during the final throws of the excesses of the French Revolution when after a failed suicide attempt, he was left scarred and in pain for his final days.Continue reading “Quote of the Day: Laughter”
Joke of the Day: The Ocean
How deep would the ocean be without sponges? I spent the morning down at the beach feeding cannabis-laced brownies to the seabirds. No tern was left unstoned. She sells sea shells by the sea shore… Surely that’s the worst possible place to try and sell shells?! Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because ifContinue reading “Joke of the Day: The Ocean”
Thought of the Day: Transport
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Quote of the Day: Change
“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” Mahatma Gandhi This quote, for me, is all about ownership. Owning the change that you would like to make and not waiting for others to make it for you. Facillitate, impress, encourage and, if necessary, cajole, but make it happen yourself! And then beContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Change”
Joke of the Day: Name the Man
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Thought of the Day: Bagpipes
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Joke of the Day: Pets
Bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day. Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill. My pet snake has just got a job with the Inland Revenue. He’s a Civil Serpent. The RSPCA have said I can’t keep my pet dolphin in the bath. Apparently, it’s not fit for porpoise. My friendContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pets”
Thought of the Day: New Zealand
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