Today’s sage advice? “Never buy potatoes with free shipping.” A warning about bruised tubers, online regret, and the hidden cost of ‘free.’
Author Archives: The Sage Page
Thought of the Day: Appendix-Level Adulthood
The Sage reflects: “Being an adult is basically appendix surgery without anaesthesia.” A painfully honest take on modern life, responsibilities, and why we miss nap time.
Quote of the Day: Write Your Own Story
Today’s quote is from the wonderfully introspective Penny Plotline: “The most widely read book is the one you write for yourself.” A tribute to self-authorship and the art of personal storytelling.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Haircuts
The Sage warns: never ask a barber if you need a haircut. A playful reminder that some advice comes with scissors. Classic tongue-in-cheek wisdom from The Sage Page.
Thought of the Day: Worrying About Being
Today’s thought tackles existential dread with a wink: worrying about being isn’t unusual—it just means you’re awake, alive, and probably overthinking. The Sage reminds us all to sleep eventually.
Quote of the Day: Nurture to Grow
Gardening meets philosophy in today’s quote from Victorian thinker Woody Wiseacre: “Minds are like manicured gardens—they flourish best when nurtured.” A thoughtful blend of wit, wisdom, and watering cans.
Quote of the Day: Open to Ideas
The Sage shares a quote from the brilliantly baffling Humfray P. Paradox: “Minds are like parachutes—they only work when they’re open.” A witty reminder to stay curious and mentally agile.
Thought of the Day: The Perfect Crime
The Wise Sage reflects on the truly perfect crime — the one we’ll never know happened. A thought-provoking dose of quiet mischief and philosophical pondering. If it made the news, it wasn’t flawless.
Advice of the Day: Swim Buddy System
The Wise Sage shares his latest survival tip: swim with a friend to cut your chances of shark attack by 50%! A humorous take on the buddy system with just a hint of moral flexibility. Witty, wise, and only mildly terrifying.
Accident Jokes
Laugh at life’s little missteps with our collection of hilarious accident jokes! Perfect for fans of slapstick and silliness, these jokes turn everyday mishaps into comic gold. Ideal for sharing with friends, lightening the mood, or just brightening your day with some safe, side-splitting humour.
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