CAR thieves Don’t be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat. The statement, “CAR thieves Don’t be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat,” can be seen as humorousContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Car Thieves”
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This Day in History: July 24th
Here are 10 interesting events that took place on July 24th throughout history: Please note that these events are significant and intriguing occurrences, but there are many other events of historical importance that have also taken place on July 24th throughout history. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buyContinue reading “This Day in History: July 24th”
Joke of the Day: Sunday’s sodden salvage of satirical shipwreck
Fed up with the laundry basket. I’m going to throw the towel in. Turned down a job emptying laundry baskets at the local monastery as I didn’t want to pick up any dirty habits. I’ve decided to put all my eggs in one basket so I don’t look daft walking around the supermarket. What doContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Sunday’s sodden salvage of satirical shipwreck”
Quote of the Day: Blame
“Neither blame or praise yourself.” Plutarch The quote “Neither blame nor praise yourself” suggests a mindset of balance and equanimity in how one views oneself and one’s actions. It encourages avoiding extreme self-judgment, whether it be overly critical or excessively self-congratulatory. Here’s what the quote conveys: The underlying message is to cultivate self-compassion and aContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Blame”
Advice of the Day: Avoidance
If you can’t say something nice, say something vague. The advice “If you can’t say something nice, say something vague” can be seen as a form of avoidance or a coping mechanism to prevent hurting someone’s feelings or causing conflict. While it may seem like a harmless way to avoid being overtly negative, it isContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Avoidance”
This Day in History: July 23rd
Here are ten interesting events that took place on July 23rd throughout history: These events represent a mix of technological advancements, significant historical moments, cultural milestones, and global agreements that have shaped various aspects of our world. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for justContinue reading “This Day in History: July 23rd”
Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s winding whirlpool of whining wonderment ….
Our delivery driver has just fallen over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes. I just sat back and watched it all unfold! I’m creating an app to find qualified electricians in your area. It’s called Wattsapp. My friend had a business selling bonsai trees. He was so successful he had to moveContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s winding whirlpool of whining wonderment ….”
Advice of the Day: Stupidity
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The quote, “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups,” is often attributed to American author George Carlin. It is a humorous and satirical statement that highlights the potential impact and influence of misguided or unwise individuals when they come together in significantContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Stupidity”
Quote of the Day: Insignificance
“The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it.” Plutarch The quote “The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it” suggests that human life is short and fleeting in the grand scheme of things. It emphasizes the brevity and transience of life,Continue reading “Quote of the Day: Insignificance”
Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tarnished tin of tea-stained triumphs ….
How do you make a bear cross? Nail two bears together. My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and hasn’t had a single customer. All that time and nothing to chauffeur it. What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction. As I get older and I rememberContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tarnished tin of tea-stained triumphs ….”
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