If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. The advice, “If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success,” can be seen as both good and not-so-good advice, depending on the context and interpretation. Pros of the advice: Cons of the advice: In conclusion, the advice “If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success,” can beContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Success”
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Quote of the Day: Painting and Poetry
“Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting that speaks.“ Plutarch Plutarch (c. 46-120 AD) was a Greek historian, biographer, and essayist who lived during the Roman Empire. He is best known for his biographical works, specifically his “Parallel Lives,” a series of biographies comparing famous Greeks with notable Romans. Plutarch’s writings have had aContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Painting and Poetry”
Joke of the Day: Monday’s magical moped of malodorous misfires ….
Just got the best score in ‘Caribbean darts’… 100 and Haiti !!! I saw an advert saying; ‘Hairpieces from £5’. I thought ‘That’s a small price toupee’… I went to see the world’s biggest fan yesterday . I was totally blown away. What do you call a man in a slow-cooker? Stu! I get aContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s magical moped of malodorous misfires ….”
This Day in History: July 19th
Here are ten interesting events that took place on July 19th throughout history: These events span different centuries and continents, reflecting a diverse array of historical moments that have shaped the world in various ways. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 andContinue reading “This Day in History: July 19th”
Quote of the Day: Listening
“Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.“ Plutarch Plutarch was a Greek historian, biographer, and essayist who lived during the 1st and 2nd centuries AD. He was born around 46 or 50 AD in the Greek town of Chaeronea, which is located in what is now modern-day Greece.Continue reading “Quote of the Day: Listening”
Advice of the Day: Be Unique
Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else. The phrase “Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else” is often used humorously or as a paradoxical statement. It carries an element of truth, but it may not be the most practical or helpful advice on its own. On one hand, it serves asContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Be Unique”
The Sage sleeps for a whole weekend
In a world of dreams, where wisdom lay,An old Sage slept for a weekend’s stay,Beneath the stars, in a moonlit haze,He found his rest, in a tranquil daze. His hair of silver, his eyes so bright,He journeyed far through the realms of night,An ancient soul, with tales untold,In slumber’s embrace, his spirit strolled. With eachContinue reading “The Sage sleeps for a whole weekend”
Joke of the Day: Friday’s forlorn fortune of fumbling funnies …
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” Insecurity Guard. I thought my wife was happy to fully repair my jeans. Or at least sew its seams. My wife said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama sutra she will leave me. It put me in a very difficult position. My Grandad was alwaysContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s forlorn fortune of fumbling funnies …”
The Sage and the umbrella made from bras
In the woods, where raindrops gently fall,A wise old Sage strides, standing tall.Amidst the downpour’s rhythm and beat,He seeks solace in nature’s retreat. Beneath an umbrella, crafted with care,An ingenious creation, light as air,The Sage finds shelter from the rain’s pour,Using ladies’ white bras, forevermore. Each delicate cup, a protective dome,Shielding him from nature’s wateryContinue reading “The Sage and the umbrella made from bras”
Advice of the Day: Melons and Lemons
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. In general, lemons are more common and abundant than melons. Lemons are widely cultivated and consumed in many parts of the world, particularly in regions with suitable growing conditions. They are commercially grown in large quantities and are readily available in grocery stores and markets throughoutContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Melons and Lemons”
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