The Sage shares an unusual tip: carry a brick in your briefcase. You’ll never need it, but it creates an air of mystery, menace, and DIY potential. Ideal for meetings.
Category Archives: Advice
Advice of the Day: The Umbrella Principle
The Sage offers a bold take on wet weather: ignore it. Today’s advice encourages you to embrace dampness with quiet defiance and absolutely no umbrella. Dryness, after all, is a mindset.
Advice of the Day: Strategic Toast Deployment
The Sage advises bringing toast to difficult conversations. It doesn’t solve anything, but it gives you something to do with your hands while making you appear oddly prepared. Possibly dangerous.
Advice of the Day: The Emergency Banana
The Sage offers practical advice: always carry an emergency banana. It may not solve your problems, but it will confuse your enemies and keep your potassium levels in check. Possibly both.
Advice of the Day: The Hedge Trimmer Gambit
The Sage offers practical advice on how to respond when someone steals your parking space: trim their hedge into something they’ll have to explain to guests. Petty? Absolutely. Effective? Ask the neighbours.
Advice of the Day: Arguing on the Internet
The Sage advises: never wrestle with a pig—you’ll both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it. Save your sanity by walking away from pointless arguments, especially online. Peace is priceless, mud is messy.
Advice of the Day: Pick Your Battles
Don’t argue with idiots—they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Today, the Sage offers timeless advice on choosing your battles wisely and walking away from nonsense with dignity (and your blood pressure intact).
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day…Thoughts.
Today’s Sage Advice: “If you have a problem, just try not thinking about it.” Sound logic or absolute chaos? Only on The Sage Page.
Advice of the Day: Anti-Spy Strategy
Advice of the Day: “To prove you’re not a spy, begin every conversation by shouting ‘Who are you?!’” A highly questionable tactic from The Sage — use at your own peril.
Advice of the Day: Confident Conversation
Advice of the Day: “If you want to appear confident, just start every sentence with ‘As I told the Archbishop…’” The Sage dishes out absurd British wit for bluffing with style.
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