WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. WORRIED that red wine might stain your teeth after a long night of “grape research”? Simply drink an equal amount of white wine before bed. It won’tContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Teeth Stains”
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Advice of the Day: Waste Disposal
Dispose of old strip lighting tubes by inserting into dead snakes. This advice is not appropriate or ethical. It’s important to dispose of hazardous materials like old strip lighting tubes safely and responsibly, following local regulations and guidelines. Using dead snakes for disposal is both disrespectful to animals and potentially harmful to the environment. It’sContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Waste Disposal”
Advice of the Day: Stay safe
Create an inexpensive burglar alarm by covering your stairs in cornflakes before going to bed. Using cornflakes as a burglar alarm might not be the most effective or practical solution. It could create a mess and may not reliably deter burglars. Additionally, it could pose a safety hazard if someone were to slip and fallContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Stay safe”
Advice of the Day: Lay in
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep in. While it’s meant to be humorous, the advice “The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep in” isn’t necessarily practical or applicable to most situations. In reality, being proactive and starting your day early can often lead to greater productivity and success.Continue reading “Advice of the Day: Lay in”
Advice of the Day: Jigsaw Puzzles
Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piecing together potatoes. The advice to use frozen chips (french fries) as a substitute for expensive jigsaw puzzles is likely meant as humor or a playful suggestion rather than practical advice. Attempting to piece together frozenContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Jigsaw Puzzles”
Advice of the Day: Nail Clippings
APPLY red nail varnish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting varnish should be selected) The advice to apply red nail varnish to your nails before clipping them and mentioning a contrastingContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Nail Clippings”
Advice of the Day: Home Security
PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by moving everything into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, move it all back again. While the idea of moving everything into your bedroom at night and then moving it back in the morning might seem like a creative approach to preventing burglaries, it’sContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Home Security”
Advice of the Day: Shoes
Shoes last twice as long if only worn every other day. The premise “SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day” is often used humorously or as a playful exaggeration. It’s a bit of a lighthearted expression that takes a common-sense idea to an extreme and humorous conclusion. The idea is notContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Shoes”
Advice of the Day: Road Rage
DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way. This is not good advice! Honking your horn and waving your arms frantically at a car that has broken down or stalled isContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Road Rage”
Advice of the Day: Swimming
If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50% The statement “If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%” is not accurate and should not be taken as a reliable piece of advice. While swimming withContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Swimming”
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