I went fishing at the weekend and there was this guy splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!” “It’s alright, buddy,” I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, “It says no swimming anyway”.
Category Archives: Humour
Joke of the Day: Beer
I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser.
Joke of the Day: Races
Just come back from the London Marathon after-race party… I was hoping to see lots of famous celebrities, but all I saw were loads of b listers…
Joke of the Day: Computers
My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.
Joke of the Day: Gluten
People who don’t eat gluten are really going against the grain.
Joke of the Day: Art
Did my first nude painting this morning. The neighbours weren’t happy but the front door looks great!
Husband Jokes
Welcome to our rib-tickling corner dedicated to the humorous antics and quirks of husbands! Here, we celebrate the joys, frustrations, and endless entertainment that come with being married to the male half of the species. From classic one-liners to hilarious anecdotes, our collection of husband-themed jokes is sure to have you nodding in agreement, chuckling knowingly, and perhaps even rolling your eyes affectionately. So, whether you’re seeking a moment of comic relief from the daily trials of married life or simply looking to share a laugh with fellow spouses, you’ve come to the right place. Sit back, relax, and prepare to dive into a world of marital mirth!
Joke of the Day: Bananas!
What sort of key opens a banana? A monkey.
Joke of the Day: Cards
Just deal with it …..
Joke of the Day: Lazy Pets
I’m an animal lover, I have several of these …
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