The Wise Sage unveils a revolutionary budget burglar alarm made entirely from cornflakes! Forget expensive security systems and complicated electronics. Simply cover your stairs in breakfast cereal and let the crunching alert you to intruders. Another gloriously absurd Advice of the Day featuring questionable home security, terrible household tips and classic British humour.
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Advice of the Day: The Generous Tip
Aldi’s wage rise got you thinking? Sage says: start tipping £5—and charge £10. A whimsical twist on generosity and capitalism—perfect for the moment, lightly absurd, and very tweetable.
