The Sage reveals his latest time-saving tip: stop watering your plants and start teaching them independence. With a blend of nonsense and botanical optimism, he claims your houseplants can learn to crawl to the sink. Equal parts absurd, eco-friendly, and faintly alarming — classic Sage logic.
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Quote of the Day — Noah Clooney
Noah Clooney reminds us that even the smallest acts—like pulling out a chair—can speak volumes about hope, absurdity, and unfinished purpose. A quote that leaves room for more.
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