Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save money on holidays by closing your eyes and pretending you’re abroad.” A frugal travel tip from Dorset’s daftest philosopher, proving that you don’t need a passport to experience bliss — just imagination and the faint smell of sun cream.
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Advice of the Day: Sock Security Simplified
The Sage returns with another uselessly brilliant idea: “Tired of losing socks? Sleep in the washing machine.” A fresh load of absurdist advice from Dorset’s most domestic philosopher — blending humour, wisdom, and mild detergent to help you keep life spotless, if not entirely sa
Advice of the Day: Printing Problems
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never run out of loo roll by installing a printer in the bathroom.” A brilliantly impractical stroke of bathroom genius, proving that true innovation lies somewhere between absurdity, technology, and a very bad idea.
Advice of the Day: Revolving Fitness
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save money on gym memberships by installing revolving doors at home.” A gloriously impractical fitness tip that guarantees a full-body workout, mild dizziness, and a lifetime of neighbours wondering why you never quite make it outside.
Advice of the Day: Page Perfect
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never lose your place in a book by gluing it open.” A hilariously impractical solution to an age-old reader’s problem, proving once again that Sage wisdom is less about practicality and more about laughter — and occasionally, ruined novels.
Advice of the Day: Half a Smile
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save on toothpaste by only smiling with half your mouth.” A comically impractical money-saving tip that turns dental care into performance art, proving once again that true Sage wisdom lies somewhere between thrift and outright silliness.
Advice of the Day: Deconstructed Dining
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Impress your friends by claiming every meal you cook is ‘deconstructed’ — even if it’s just burnt.” A hilariously impractical culinary hack that turns kitchen mishaps into fine dining, proving that with enough confidence, even failure can be served with style.
Advice of the Day: Natural Styling
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save money on hair gel by sticking your head out of a car window at 70mph.” A delightfully impractical grooming hack that turns the open road into a hair salon, proving once again that wisdom and nonsense often travel together.
Advice of the Day: Prickly Alarm
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never oversleep by replacing your pillow with a cactus.” A comically impractical solution to sleeping in, this spiky tip guarantees a wake-up call you’ll never ignore — even if it does mean sacrificing your duvet to the desert.
Advice of the Day: Key Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Avoid losing your house keys by swallowing them every morning and waiting for nature to return them.” A hilariously impractical solution to a common problem, proving once again that true Sage wisdom lives somewhere between genius and gastrointestinal distress.
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