Advice of the Day: Pick Your Battles

Don’t argue with idiots—they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Today, the Sage offers timeless advice on choosing your battles wisely and walking away from nonsense with dignity (and your blood pressure intact).

Advice of the Day: Confident Conversation

Advice of the Day: “If you want to appear confident, just start every sentence with ‘As I told the Archbishop…’” The Sage dishes out absurd British wit for bluffing with style.