Joke of the Day: Chemistry

Why was the chemist arrested? He threw sodium chloride at his girlfriend. That’s a salt. Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead. What happens if someone steals uranium? It becomes theiranium. What’s the friendliest polyatomic ion? Bromate. Oxygen and potassium wentContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Chemistry”