Joke of the Day: Chemistry

Why was the chemist arrested?

He threw sodium chloride at his girlfriend. That’s a salt.

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

I’m easily lead.

What happens if someone steals uranium?

It becomes theiranium.

What’s the friendliest polyatomic ion?


Oxygen and potassium went on a date…

It went OK

Never trust an atom!

They make up everything.

What type of fish do two Sodium atoms make?


For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid.

Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.

It turns out my school chemistry teacher was right. Alcohol IS a solution.

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship …

But there was no Chemistry

Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?

The water. No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as Neon.

Someone told me it looked terrible.

I didn’t react.

A neutron gets a pint and asks how much it is, and the barman says “For you, no charge”.

I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts.

It was then I realized… …I’d accidentally ordered Avogadro’s Toast.

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