Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “If ignorance is bliss, social media must be paradise.” A witty reflection on modern life, reminding us that the internet may not make us wiser — just louder — and that sometimes the path to peace is the ‘log out’ button.
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Advice of the Day: Printing Problems
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never run out of loo roll by installing a printer in the bathroom.” A brilliantly impractical stroke of bathroom genius, proving that true innovation lies somewhere between absurdity, technology, and a very bad idea.
Quote of the Day: Bea Lurt on Pretence
Today’s Quote of the Day from Bea Lurt: “Better to admit your faults than dress them in borrowed competence.” A witty reflection on honesty and humility, reminding us that pretending to be perfect is far sillier than admitting we’re not — and that wisdom always fits better when it’s our own size.
Thought of the Day: Golden Silence
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Silence is golden… unless you have kids, then it’s suspicious.” A witty reminder that quiet isn’t always peaceful, especially for parents, where the absence of noise usually means mischief — and perhaps a new entry in the household’s growing list of disasters.
Quote of the Day: Holly Moses on Organisation
Today’s Quote of the Day from Holly Moses: “A tidy desk is the first step towards losing everything important.” A witty reflection on organisation and chaos, reminding us that neatness is often overrated — and that life’s most valuable treasures are usually found under the piles we forgot to sort.
Quote of the Day: Holly Moses on Control
Today’s Quote of the Day from Holly Moses: “You can’t control the wind, but you can at least complain about your hair.” A witty reflection on life’s uncontrollable forces, reminding us that resilience often comes in laughter — especially when the universe decides to ruin your hairstyle.
Thought of the Day: Pigeons and Statues
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.” A witty reminder that life is a mix of soaring triumphs and messy indignities — and that true wisdom lies in laughing at both, especially when you’re the one standing still.
Thought of the Day: Wisdom and Glasses
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Wisdom comes with age — so does the inability to find your glasses.” A witty reflection on growing older, reminding us that experience and absent-mindedness often arrive as a package deal — and that laughter is the best way to see clearly through it.
Quote of the Day: Holly Moses on Beauty in Chaos
Today’s Quote of the Day from Holly Moses: “Life rarely ties things up with a ribbon — but it does a decent job with tangled string.” A witty reflection on imperfection, reminding us that life’s messiness still holds things together in its own, often charmingly chaotic, way.
Thought of the Day: Common Sense Connection
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Common sense is like Wi-Fi — everyone assumes they have it until it drops out.” A witty reminder that wisdom is often unreliable, much like a signal bar, and that the moments we lose it are usually the funniest.
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