The Wise Sage delivers another hilariously unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” warning children everywhere never to pull Dad’s finger—no matter how convincing he sounds. Packed with childish humour, family nostalgia and classic Viz Top Tips-style absurdity, this guide celebrates one of the oldest practical jokes ever inflicted on unsuspecting youngsters.
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Advice of the Day: Feeding the Kids
The Wise Sage serves up another hilariously unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” explaining why spaghetti should only ever be served on bath nights. In true Viz Top Tips style, this absurd parenting guide celebrates flying meatballs, tomato sauce disasters, and the glorious inevitability of children wearing more dinner than they eat.
Thought of the Day: Golden Silence
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Silence is golden… unless you have kids, then it’s suspicious.” A witty reminder that quiet isn’t always peaceful, especially for parents, where the absence of noise usually means mischief — and perhaps a new entry in the household’s growing list of disasters.
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