Advice of the Day: Bath-Night Spaghetti

The Sage serves up his sauciest wisdom yet: why spaghetti should only be eaten on bath nights. A gloriously messy “Advice of the Day” celebrating hygiene, logic, and tomato-based foresight.

Advice of the Day: Trust Dogs

The Sage reminds us that dogs are the truest judges of character. A funny and wise “Advice of the Day” celebrating canine intuition, trust, and the occasional suspicious sniff.

Advice of the Day: The Art of Blame

The Sage reveals the secret to stress-free wrongdoing: never do anything bad alone. A witty “Advice of the Day” on the ancient art of blame-shifting and self-preservation

Advice of the Day: Budget Haircare

The Sage offers his latest nugget of questionable wisdom: how to save on shampoo using only rain, gravity, and local wildlife. A hilarious and slightly unhygienic “Advice of the Day” from Dorchester’s wisest beard.