The Sage warns us about canine temptation: never trust a dog to watch your food. A witty and relatable “Advice of the Day” about snacks, dogs, and inevitable disappointment.
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Advice of the Day: Soap & Suspicion
The Sage shares a vital piece of social survival advice: no matter how good the soap smells, never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers. A hilarious and painfully relatable “Advice of the Day.”
Advice of the Day: Target Practice
The Sage shares his boldest advice yet: fire first, define the target later. A hilariously chaotic “Advice of the Day” about success, confidence, and creative reinterpretation.
Advice of the Day: Portable Sunlight
The Sage offers a bright idea for dark times: take a photo of the sun and use it as a torch. A hilariously misguided “Advice of the Day” celebrating creativity over common sense.
Advice of the Day: Bath-Night Spaghetti
The Sage serves up his sauciest wisdom yet: why spaghetti should only be eaten on bath nights. A gloriously messy “Advice of the Day” celebrating hygiene, logic, and tomato-based foresight.
Advice of the Day: Trust Dogs
The Sage reminds us that dogs are the truest judges of character. A funny and wise “Advice of the Day” celebrating canine intuition, trust, and the occasional suspicious sniff.
Advice of the Day: The Art of Blame
The Sage reveals the secret to stress-free wrongdoing: never do anything bad alone. A witty “Advice of the Day” on the ancient art of blame-shifting and self-preservation
Advice of the Day: Budget Haircare
The Sage offers his latest nugget of questionable wisdom: how to save on shampoo using only rain, gravity, and local wildlife. A hilarious and slightly unhygienic “Advice of the Day” from Dorchester’s wisest beard.
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