The Sage offers a bright idea for dark times: take a photo of the sun and use it as a torch. A hilariously misguided “Advice of the Day” celebrating creativity over common sense.
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Advice of the Day: Bath-Night Spaghetti
The Sage serves up his sauciest wisdom yet: why spaghetti should only be eaten on bath nights. A gloriously messy “Advice of the Day” celebrating hygiene, logic, and tomato-based foresight.
Advice of the Day: Trust Dogs
The Sage reminds us that dogs are the truest judges of character. A funny and wise “Advice of the Day” celebrating canine intuition, trust, and the occasional suspicious sniff.
Advice of the Day: The Art of Blame
The Sage reveals the secret to stress-free wrongdoing: never do anything bad alone. A witty “Advice of the Day” on the ancient art of blame-shifting and self-preservation
Advice of the Day: Budget Haircare
The Sage offers his latest nugget of questionable wisdom: how to save on shampoo using only rain, gravity, and local wildlife. A hilarious and slightly unhygienic “Advice of the Day” from Dorchester’s wisest beard.
The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day:
The Sage reveals his latest time-saving tip: stop watering your plants and start teaching them independence. With a blend of nonsense and botanical optimism, he claims your houseplants can learn to crawl to the sink. Equal parts absurd, eco-friendly, and faintly alarming — classic Sage logic.
The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day:
The Sage shares his latest pearl of anti-adventurous wisdom: avoid getting lost by never going anywhere new. A masterclass in staying put and calling it mindfulness, this advice perfectly captures his philosophy of doing less, thinking more, and never needing Google Maps again.
The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day: “Save money on petrol — by only driving downhill!”
The Sage reveals his latest penny-pinching plan: save petrol by only driving downhill! Ingeniously impractical yet oddly persuasive, his wisdom reminds us that gravity costs nothing — until the brakes fail. Classic Sage logic: half philosophy, half catastrophe, and entirely freewheeling nonsense.
The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day: “Save on electricity — by sleeping during daylight hours!”
The Sage offers another brilliantly unhelpful tip: save electricity by sleeping through the day! In his quest for thrift and enlightenment, he suggests embracing nocturnal life to avoid daytime bills, neighbours, and responsibility alike. Enlightening, foolish, and entirely impractical — another gem of wisdom from The Sage.
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