The Sage offers life-saving home-cleaning wisdom: never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about feline chaos, suction, and self-preservation.
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Advice of the Day: The Finger of Doom
The Sage issues a vital warning about the world’s oldest dad prank: never pull his finger. A cheeky “Advice of the Day” about survival, flatulence, and generational mischief.
Advice of the Day: Volume Control
The Sage shares his secret for surviving unclear conversations: just nod and hope for the best. A funny “Advice of the Day” about communication, misunderstanding, and accidental life commitments.
Advice of the Day: Dangerous Observations
The Sage reveals his most survival-focused advice yet: never tell your partner her diet isn’t working. A funny and dangerously relatable “Advice of the Day” on love, honesty, and self-preservation.
Advice of the Day: Food & Foolishness
The Sage warns us about canine temptation: never trust a dog to watch your food. A witty and relatable “Advice of the Day” about snacks, dogs, and inevitable disappointment.
Advice of the Day: Soap & Suspicion
The Sage shares a vital piece of social survival advice: no matter how good the soap smells, never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers. A hilarious and painfully relatable “Advice of the Day.”
Advice of the Day: Portable Sunlight
The Sage offers a bright idea for dark times: take a photo of the sun and use it as a torch. A hilariously misguided “Advice of the Day” celebrating creativity over common sense.
Advice of the Day: Bath-Night Spaghetti
The Sage serves up his sauciest wisdom yet: why spaghetti should only be eaten on bath nights. A gloriously messy “Advice of the Day” celebrating hygiene, logic, and tomato-based foresight.
Advice of the Day: Trust Dogs
The Sage reminds us that dogs are the truest judges of character. A funny and wise “Advice of the Day” celebrating canine intuition, trust, and the occasional suspicious sniff.
Advice of the Day: The Art of Blame
The Sage reveals the secret to stress-free wrongdoing: never do anything bad alone. A witty “Advice of the Day” on the ancient art of blame-shifting and self-preservation
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