Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “If ignorance is bliss, social media must be paradise.” A witty reflection on modern life, reminding us that the internet may not make us wiser — just louder — and that sometimes the path to peace is the ‘log out’ button.
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Advice of the Day: Printing Problems
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never run out of loo roll by installing a printer in the bathroom.” A brilliantly impractical stroke of bathroom genius, proving that true innovation lies somewhere between absurdity, technology, and a very bad idea.
Thought of the Day: The Boil of Contentment
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “The secret to happiness is low expectations and a reliable kettle.” A delightfully down-to-earth reflection on contentment, reminding us that joy is less about grand ambitions and more about hot water, patience, and a decent cuppa.
Advice of the Day: Revolving Fitness
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save money on gym memberships by installing revolving doors at home.” A gloriously impractical fitness tip that guarantees a full-body workout, mild dizziness, and a lifetime of neighbours wondering why you never quite make it outside.
Thought of the Day: Golden Silence
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Silence is golden… unless you have kids, then it’s suspicious.” A witty reminder that quiet isn’t always peaceful, especially for parents, where the absence of noise usually means mischief — and perhaps a new entry in the household’s growing list of disasters.
Advice of the Day: Page Perfect
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never lose your place in a book by gluing it open.” A hilariously impractical solution to an age-old reader’s problem, proving once again that Sage wisdom is less about practicality and more about laughter — and occasionally, ruined novels.
Advice of the Day: Half a Smile
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save on toothpaste by only smiling with half your mouth.” A comically impractical money-saving tip that turns dental care into performance art, proving once again that true Sage wisdom lies somewhere between thrift and outright silliness.
Thought of the Day: Pigeons and Statues
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.” A witty reminder that life is a mix of soaring triumphs and messy indignities — and that true wisdom lies in laughing at both, especially when you’re the one standing still.
Advice of the Day: Deconstructed Dining
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Impress your friends by claiming every meal you cook is ‘deconstructed’ — even if it’s just burnt.” A hilariously impractical culinary hack that turns kitchen mishaps into fine dining, proving that with enough confidence, even failure can be served with style.
Advice of the Day: Natural Styling
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save money on hair gel by sticking your head out of a car window at 70mph.” A delightfully impractical grooming hack that turns the open road into a hair salon, proving once again that wisdom and nonsense often travel together.
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