Advice of the Day — DIY Immersive Experience

A DIY “immersive experience” with a comic twist: pour sand on your living room floor, play seagull noises and call it a beach holiday. The Sage proves you don’t need VR to feel transported.

Advice of the Day: The Hedge Trimmer Gambit

The Sage offers practical advice on how to respond when someone steals your parking space: trim their hedge into something they’ll have to explain to guests. Petty? Absolutely. Effective? Ask the neighbours.

Quote of the Day: Be Wary of Moods

Helmutt Churchill, philosopher of petty vengeance, reminds us: a bad mood in a tidy person is not to be taken lightly. Today’s quote explores the chaos that erupts when irritation meets organisation.

Advice of the Day: Arguing on the Internet

The Sage advises: never wrestle with a pig—you’ll both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it. Save your sanity by walking away from pointless arguments, especially online. Peace is priceless, mud is messy.

Advice of the Day: Pick Your Battles

Don’t argue with idiots—they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Today, the Sage offers timeless advice on choosing your battles wisely and walking away from nonsense with dignity (and your blood pressure intact).