Aldi’s wage rise got you thinking? Sage says: start tipping £5—and charge £10. A whimsical twist on generosity and capitalism—perfect for the moment, lightly absurd, and very tweetable.
Tag Archives: sage humour
Advice of the Day: The Reel‑Ready Reaction
In the age of Reels and Shorts, the Sage recommends preparing for your close-up. Next time someone says, “Can you hear me?”, tap record and strike a pose. You may never post it—but your swagger will thank you.
Advice of the Day: The AI Voice Scam Countermove
With AI voice scams on the rise, the Sage suggests an unconventional trick: answer with a duck quack. If they don’t pause or hang up, congrats—you’ve just exposed a faker.
Advice of the Day: Plant-Based Paranoia
Today’s advice from The Sage is perfect for the overly imaginative: if your houseplants are gossiping about you, confuse them by rotating their positions weekly. Amusingly impractical, beautifully unhelpful.
Thought of the Day: If You Can’t Be Nice… Be Funny
The Sage offers a twist on the old rule: if you can’t say something nice, at least make it funny. Today’s thought celebrates wit, timing, and tactfully sharpened humour.
Quote of the Day: Reinventing the Wheel
Helmutt Churchill’s witty take on originality: don’t reinvent the wheel — borrow the cart. A cheeky reminder that pragmatism often beats perfection, especially if you can ride it downhill.
Advice of the Day: The Sock Rotation Doctrine
The Sage advises odd socks on Tuesdays — not for comfort, but for mystery. Today’s advice celebrates the unsettling power of mismatched ankles and the quiet confidence of chaotic dressing.
Advice of the Day: The Umbrella Principle
The Sage offers a bold take on wet weather: ignore it. Today’s advice encourages you to embrace dampness with quiet defiance and absolutely no umbrella. Dryness, after all, is a mindset.
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