The Sage encourages us to aim high — not because it’s practical, but because it’s surprising. Today’s thought celebrates lofty ambitions, mid-air confusion, and the inspirational power of unexpected helium.
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Thought of the Day: The Great Biscuit Misunderstanding
The Sage considers life’s quiet tragedies — like the broken biscuit no one saw. Today’s thought explores the existential weight of crumbling snacks and the emotional chaos found at the bottom of the tin.
Thought of the Day: Socks and the Meaning of Life
The Sage explores life’s tiny triumphs — like finding a sock you didn’t know was missing. Today’s thought celebrates absurd victories and the quiet mysteries of laundry-based enlightenment.
Thought of the Day: Worry
The Sage reminds us: worrying works—most of what we fret about never happens. But is it protection or pointless panic? Today’s thought explores why we worry, and why most of our fears are simply very imaginative fiction.
Advice of the Day: Arguing on the Internet
The Sage advises: never wrestle with a pig—you’ll both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it. Save your sanity by walking away from pointless arguments, especially online. Peace is priceless, mud is messy.
Advice of the Day: Anti-Spy Strategy
Advice of the Day: “To prove you’re not a spy, begin every conversation by shouting ‘Who are you?!’” A highly questionable tactic from The Sage — use at your own peril.
Advice of the Day: Confident Conversation
Advice of the Day: “If you want to appear confident, just start every sentence with ‘As I told the Archbishop…’” The Sage dishes out absurd British wit for bluffing with style.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Toasters
The Sage offers today’s advice: “Never trust a man who owns more than three toasters.” Hilariously unhelpful, questionably true, and deeply suspicious of carb-heavy lifestyles.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day:
Today’s sage advice? “Never buy potatoes with free shipping.” A warning about bruised tubers, online regret, and the hidden cost of ‘free.’
Thought of the Day: Appendix-Level Adulthood
The Sage reflects: “Being an adult is basically appendix surgery without anaesthesia.” A painfully honest take on modern life, responsibilities, and why we miss nap time.
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